piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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