Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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