idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
