Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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