Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wear drunk well.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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