i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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