You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I want her autograph on my taint
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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