No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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