so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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