I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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