Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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