handjob tips. give me some.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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