I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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