it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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