glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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