I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you will always have a special place in my vag
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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