...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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