I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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