Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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