i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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