She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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