I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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