i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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