he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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