We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I party with great urgency now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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