How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you would pick up someone in the library
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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