he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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