I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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