Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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