why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think your dad took our porno
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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