I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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