What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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