is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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