your room smells of hookers.
And success
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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