yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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