If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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