the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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