your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
