Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Please don't give away my fajitas
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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