butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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