Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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