He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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