Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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