all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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