Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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