So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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