this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I've blown a few things in my day
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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