David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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