any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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