Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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