awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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